Buy this book.

Read this book. Worship this book.

It's hilarious and informative. I can't beleive it took me this long to buy it. I own about 20 'style guides', some might call me and addict, but this is by far the best. Much better than the little black book of style, which everyone bummed, but was horiffically patronising, and clearly written for the middle aged. This is fun fun fun (in the sun sun sun, if you will)

Speaking of sun (see what I did there? yeah. wit. right there.) how fucking nice has it been the last few days?? I mean, phwoar.

On the downside I have a tanline across my boobs. not sexy. fake tan ahoy!

Wishlisttttt

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As my buffday is approaching I thought I'd make a wishlist. Of course I've already provided my mother with a much lengthier version including links to products and websites I like. Sorted.

The Best Bits:

• Betsey Johnson Bag - I bum everything she makes
• Beauty Without Cruelty cosmetics - Nuff said really
• Russell Kane - The most beautiful man in the world
• TaraStarlet clothing - I bum everything on this site

You'll be hearing plenty more about the lovely Russell Kane, I assure you. I stalk him a little bit.

Speaking of the Springsteen..

White trash chic anyone?

That's right, despite evrery individual garment being a bit tragic, this somehow look s right all together. Maybe it's down to this man being quite handsome.

DESIGNER SURGICAL MASKS

surely the next big thing what with the swine flu "pandemic"???

I really don't see what all the fuss is about. Something like three people died. Pfft.

What does level 4 mean anyway? Or level 5? They shouldn't be numbers. The scale should go like this:

Level 1: the notebook (in terms of kleenex sales)
Level 2: cabin fever
Level 3: anything '..of the dead'
Level 4: survivors (the best show to come out of itv in a LONG time)
Level 5: 28 days later/i am legend

then again, i really wouldn't want to be at level 4 on that scale..