I am, in fact, a grumpy old lady.
- I've taken up knitting.
- I've taken up baking.
- I disapprove of the 'youth of today'.
- The other day I said 'my partying days are over' and 'I'm not as young as I used to be'.
- I have a strange and unfounded urge to make childrens clothes.
- I take a million different pills and herbal remedies.
- I've actually started tutting, without realising it.
Seriously, I am a boring old fart. Case closed.
But on the bright side, I'm quite enjoying life in the slow lane. I'm off to bake some focaccia and finish this knit sample :)
(and watch the Ali G movie - maybe I'm not so grown-up after all...)